PART 2 For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of English:
1. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2. If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain
3. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
4. If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
5. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
6. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
7 . What was the best thing before sliced bread?
8. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
9. How is it possible to have a civil war?
10. If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
11. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
12. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have 's' in it?
13. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
14. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
15. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
16. Can an atheist get insurance to protect against acts of God? silent?
2. If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain
3. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
4. If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
5. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
6. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
7 . What was the best thing before sliced bread?
8. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
9. How is it possible to have a civil war?
10. If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
11. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
12. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have 's' in it?
13. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
14. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
15. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
16. Can an atheist get insurance to protect against acts of God? silent?
