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Even stupid people like me have something to offer!

Scientist were baffled for years when finding antlers and stones with Neanderthal bodies!

Science was beguiled at what these devices were.

Well I said sex toys and got thrown in detention, years later they discover that the tools were infact SEX TOYS!

Women Neanderthals were actually smarter and craftier due to foraging and finding ways to make such things more simplified for their tribes.

Women are smart, if they have an idea they leave a trail of bread crumbs for men to follow so we can be like “AH HAH”! I’ve the solution because behind every great man is a greater woman!

Back to the subject, well women were so craft they rubbed stones off of rocks than other stones to smoothen the sex toy.

They would often sculpt the penis in honour of them men while they hunted!

Men however were as useless than as they are now, we have an antler SOMEWHAT shaped live a V and we hump it!

Which means before we got savvy with our hands we where fucking trees until a woman was like “hey maybe an antler could work for men”

Than she brings an antler to bed on night to get freak and next thing we know the Neanderthal man discover THE ORIGINAL FLESHLIGHT!

Haha which brings me to my conclusion.. Sure all women are smarter but that means ALL WOMEN ARE PIGS! 🤣😂

Lady you best keep them wandering eyes pointed forward! Just because I’m asking for it doesn’t mean I’m asking for it so BACK OFF!!


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