Autocorrect is always putting words in our mouths

I once texted someone that I was having roast children for dinner! Probably tasty, but hard to come by.

I turned my auto-correct off, because I've always been a good speller ever since I was three years old.

Just don't ask me to spell "temperature," on account of a bad childhood memory.

ducking

Autocorrect is a beach!

It's the worst.