Sometimes Alexa misunderstands

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rockstar · 31-35, M

Burglar: *points gun at me* Alright buddy just show me your valuables and nobody gets hurt
Me: Haha sure thing dude - ALEXA CALL THE POLICE
Alexa: “Shuffling songs by The Police”
*Roxanne plays as I get shot 16 times*