Vegetable joke,,,kinda

What is the difference between a chick pea and a red kidney bean? I have never had a red kidney bean on my face before.

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

I never had a chick pea on my face either!
I'm not an undinist!

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@Thinkerbell

Pics has. Or desperately wants it 😮

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@SW-User

He takes showers...? 🤔

Oh, yeah... golden ones, at cell meetings, 🤢

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Maybe an occasional brown one (May Day) 🤢💩

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

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Putin, on a visit to the Ukrainian battlefront, was told that Napoleon used to wear a red shirt, so that his troops wouldn't see the blood if he got wounded.

"Quick!" yelled Putin. "Bring me my brown pants!"

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@Thinkerbell heh 😁. And gifts them to Pics for a keepsake afterwards! 😎

BLP11520 · 61-69, M

@Thinkerbell that joke cracked me up

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@BLP11520

It's a very old joke. I think it was applied to Hitler in WW2.

BLP11520 · 61-69, M

@Thinkerbell ok..I like humor