Peeping Tom joke...

What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom, one snatches your wallet and the other watches your snatch.

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

A man drops his wallet off a dock and into the water.
A carp catches the wallet in its mouth and then tosses it back and forth with another carp.

That was the first known instance of carp-to-carp walleting...

Lyfis2live

And None likes either a pickpocketeer or a peeping Tom!

BLP11520 · 61-69, M

@Lyfis2live 😄

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