Children are quick

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got
here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without
using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you
asked me how I spell it.

(I love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the
chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking
about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's
H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one
important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always
get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the
ground than you are.

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TEACHER: George Washington not
only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie,
do you know why his father didn't
punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the
axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum
is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on
'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.
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