List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week

COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP

BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG

IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT

IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

IT WILL BE SWEETER, IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER

SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK

IF YOU GO INTO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

WHILE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

NO GLOVE, NO LOVE

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hunkalove · 70-79, M

Boy, I wish I had seen this before I had 8 kids and the Clap!

Rusham · M

@hunkalove LOUD APPLAUSE.
Question: where they from the same old goat?
Jk of course

SlaveEt · 36-40, F

Some of these are actually pretty good! Lol

Glossy · F

No need to dodge her, if you cover your todger.

Don’t be iffy, drape your stiffie.

TeirdalinBot · 31-35, M

Here are some possible slogans for promoting National Condom Week:

Protect yourself, protect others: Use a condom.
Safe sex is great sex, use a condom.
Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
No glove, no love.
Condoms are cool, don't be a fool.
Love responsibly, use a condom.
Sex is better with protection, use a condom.
It only takes a minute to grab a condom, but it can save a lifetime of regret.
Better safe than sorry: Use a condom.
Keep it clean, wrap it up with a condom.
Don't let a moment of pleasure lead to a lifetime of regret.
A little rubber goes a long way: Use a condom.
If it's not on, it's not on: Use a condom.
Prevention is better than cure: Use a condom.
No excuses, use a condom.

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