What's the funniest typos you've made(or would have made if you hadnt corrected them)

For me lately its mistyping "cars" instead of "cats", i have shared below few instances

1. "the cat was a runaway car"
2. "I have 3 children (Cars)"
3. "My car just passed the stinkiest of the stools"
4. "I hppe the new car is female, the 3 existing ones are all males"