Your internet device has been cursed. The last comment you wrote is now the only thing your device will type. How screwed are you?

Not screwed at all. Can find those local charcuterie boards and local homemade jams/jellies and similar for Christmas gifts. Awesome sauce!

I can't be a spy bot you can't program something as unique as me🤦‍♂️ im screwed

I'm screwed so hard I can't walk

Well I think that it'd be time to change device if you cant type anything... that's how screwed I am