Life hack: if you want your man/or fwb to call you immediately

just text him and say:

idk how to tell you this babe, but I'm pregnant

he should call you in less than 5 seconds guaranteed, or your money back that's how confident I am in this method

if you're a man just text her and say "idk how to tell you this babe, but I got this girl pregnant"

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Elessar · 26-30, M

Not really

By the time you've said "preg-" I'll have already:

- Flown to South America
- Changed name
- Changed phone number mid-call