Life hack: if you want your man/or fwb to call you immediately

just text him and say:

idk how to tell you this babe, but I'm pregnant

he should call you in less than 5 seconds guaranteed, or your money back that's how confident I am in this method

if you're a man just text her and say "idk how to tell you this babe, but I got this girl pregnant"

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Elessar · 26-30, M

Not really

By the time you've said "preg-" I'll have already:

- Flown to South America
- Changed name
- Changed phone number mid-call

Nebula · 41-45, F

I like this lady on tiktok 😆

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

@Nebula lmaooooooooo😭😭😭 whoa there satan

Nebula · 41-45, F

@DeluxedEdition she makes me laugh

SW-User

@Nebula That's pure evil

OldBrit · 61-69, M

My wife once texted saying a guitar got damaged, I called back immediately. 😂😂😂

XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F

i thought that was how to get rid of your man hack 🤔

Andromedanian · 22-25, M

What if they're like, "again"?

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

Not funny

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

@MrBrownstone 😭😭😭

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

@DeluxedEdition It happened to me

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

or just claim that you won the lottery and they'd be throwing themselves at you... 🤔

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