An old man was sitting on his porch one day when a young guy walked past. ~

He was carrying a bunch of rolls of duct tape.

"Hey, hold on there!" the old man said. "Where are you going with all that duct tape?"

"I'm going to catch me some ducks!" the young guy replied.

"Nonsense," the old man said. "You can't catch ducks with duct tape."

But sure enough, the young guy comes walking back a bit later carrying a bunch of quacking ducks.

Next day, the same young guy comes walking by carrying a bunch of chicken wire.

"Hey, hold on there!" the old man said. "Where are you going with all that chicken wire?"

"I'm going to catch me some chickens!" the young guy replied.

"Nonsense," the old man said. "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire."

But sure enough, the young guy comes walking back a bit later carrying a bunch of squawking chickens.

Next day, the same young guy comes walking by carrying a bunch of pussy willows.

"Hey, hold on there!" the old man said. 😂😂