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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

I saw this one on SW today... it was too funny not to repeat. :

"Three rough-looking bikers stomp noisily into a truck stop.

They see a grizzled old-timer having breakfast, and decide to have some fun.

One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes. The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the old man's plate of scrambled eggs onto the floor.

Without a word of protest, the old guy pays his bill and leaves.

“Not much of a man, was he?” says one of the bikers.
"No," the others laugh.

“Not much of a truck driver, either,” says the waitress. “He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles." "