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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

I heard this airplane joke from a German:

On a SwissAir flight, they had passengers that spoke English, French and German, so the flight attendant gave instructions in each language.

English: "Ladies and gentlemen, we will be landing in ten minutes. Please fasten your seat belts. Thank you very much."

French: "Mesdames et messieurs, nous atterrirons dans dix minutes. S'il vous plaît, attachez vos ceintures de sécurité. Merci beaucoup."

German: "Anschnallen! "

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Thinkerbell 🤦‍♂️