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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it,
You might not believe me but I saw it with my own eyes.

Dlrannie · 31-35, F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales Groan 😂😂

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales

How long did you have to look to cut the piece of wood in half that you saw
with your own eyes? 🤔