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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
I'm terrified of elevators so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Have you heard of the band 923 Megabytes? Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.

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daydeeo · 61-69, M

Another true story.
We had lunch yesterday with my son and his fiancé, newly engaged.
She was telling us how her very conservative, very concerned family was trying to convince her to wait to get married.
"Wait for what?" she asked.
"You hardly know him."
"You've only known him for 10 months".
"Mom", she said. "Do you want to have a bridal shower or a baby shower?"

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

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I hope she had smelling salts with her when she told them that... 😲