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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

A stunningly beautiful university student goes to her professor's office hours because she is failing his course.

Student: "Gee, Professor, I think I failed that last exam, but believe me, I would do anything to pass this course."

Prof: "Anything? Really anything ?"

Student: "Oh yes, just... anything..."

The prof's voice drops to a whisper: "Would you even... study ?"

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@Thinkerbell he blew some premium hairpie👎

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@SW-User

I heard he was gay...

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@Thinkerbell he could close his eyes and have her wear a fake beard when going down on him. Or she could wear the fake beard on her ass....OMG did I say that?😳