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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

Got a Chinese take out last night and as I got in the car I heard the bag rustle, so looked over and saw a pair of eyes looking out of the top of bag at me, then disappear back inside.

I was so scared I nearly said profanities!

I looked again, saw the eyes looking out at me then disappear again, so grabbed the bag and ran back into the shop. I asked the guy behind the counter “what the heck was going on?!”

he said "you asked for the Peking duck…”

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales

"BUT YOU FORGOT TO ROAST THIS ONE!"

Dlrannie · 31-35, F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales Groan 🙂🐼🥢