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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

A farm boy took his pet duck and got in his pickup to go to the moving picture show in town.
He walked up to the ticket booth with his duck under his arm to buy a ticket, but the girl said, “Sir, you can’t bring that bird in here."

The country boy tries to explain ’bout how the duck is a housebroken pet, but the girl says, “SIR, I’m sorry but you can’t bring a pet into the theater."

So, he’s is sitting in his truck, stroking his duck, trying to think, and has an idea!

He hides his duck down the bib of his overalls and goes and buys a ticket and sits down next to these two town girls with his duck hidden in his pants, and starts watching the movie.

A few minutes later, one of the townie girls nudges the other and says, “This guy next to me has his cock out."

Her friend says “Ignore it; if you've seen one, you’ve seen them all.”

The first girl replies, “Yes, but this one is eating my popcorn!"

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@Thinkerbell hate when that happens