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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

It was an art class and little Johnny was drawing away furiously, with his tongue out of the corner of his mouth.

Teacher strolled round looking at what the kids were doing and came to our hero.

‘’What are you drawing, Johnny?’’ she asked

‘’I’m drawing God, Miss.’’ replied Johnny

The teacher said, ‘’But nobody knows what God looks like, Johnny’’

The reply was instant - ‘’Well, they will in a minute.’’