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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”

“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”

LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON · F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales I don't get it

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

@LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON one of them is a ghost

LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON · F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales I have to re read it....later!...hungry....

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