Title too short and all that....😂🤣The Jokes thread(Collections)

Bagpiper for the Homeless
A bagpiper was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave-side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the Oklahoma back country.

As he was not familiar with the backwoods, he got lost; and being a typical man didn't stop for directions. He finally arrived an hour late. He saw the backhoe and the crew. The funeral guy had evidently gone, as the diggers were eating lunch and the hearse was nowhere in sight.

He felt badly about this. He apologized to the men for being late. He went to the side of the grave and looked down. The vault lid was already in place.

He started to play and the workers gathered around.

He played out his heart and soul for this homeless man.

As he played Amazing Grace, the workers began to weep.

He played like he'd never played before. Then he finished and started for his car.

As he opened the door, he heard one of the workers say:

"Man that was really moving, I ain't never seen nothin' like that before."

"And I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."