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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

An American tourist stood by watching an Irish farmer dig and turn over the soil. Eventually he called ‘Hey, pal,what’s that your doing?

I’m digging up potatoes sor,’

‘Potatoes? Those tiny things? You call them potato’s? Back home in Milwaukee we have potatoes 10 times that size!’

“Yes sor, But you see, we only grow them to fit our mouths!”

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales

"My name is Yan Yansen,
I come from Visconsin..."

daydeeo · 61-69, M

@Thinkerbell
"I vork as a yumberyack dere"

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@daydeeo

Yumpin' Yiminy! 😳

daydeeo · 61-69, M

@Thinkerbell Oh yah. Fer sure.