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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

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Two lifelong friends, Moe and Joe, have always been avid baseball fans, and they make a pact with each other, that who ever dies first will try to contact the other to tell him whether or not they have baseball in Heaven.

Well, Moe dies, and a few nights later, Joe is awakened from slumber by a voice calling, "Joe... Joe..."

Joe awakes with a start. "Moe, is that you?"

"Yes, Joe, it's me, and I have good news for you... there is baseball in Heaven.
But I also have some bad news."

"I'm delighted that there's baseball in Heaven," says Joe, "but what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching this Thursday."