Keep calm, there is nothing cake can’t solve!!

Went into a new bakers today where all the cakes were $4.00
Noticed one cake, however, that cost $10
Asked the baker why?…
’Oh, that’s Madeira cake.’





Why couldn't the Teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
Because he was already stuffed...




I said, “I love you” to my cake.
It burst into tiers.



At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”


What do you call a sick birthday cake?
Coughee cake.