Today, I met my cousin's new boyfriend at a family party.

aaaaand he said we should go back to the gold standard. I have decided that he is unworthy of being within ten feet of me.

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

You cannot let him in the family. I don't care what you have to do. In fact, you know what to do. You KNOW what to do.

@MarkPaul hahaha say how you really feel mark

BlueVeins · 22-25

@MarkPaul I like your spirit, Mark, but we can't march everyone into the Ocean. 💅

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@BlueVeins Wait a second... just the other day that's exactly what you said we were going to do. I took notes.

BlueVeins · 22-25

@MarkPaul only the cuckservativessssssss

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@BlueVeins Ohhhhh... Yeah, but... the gold standard? We have to do something. He's no good for her anyway. We need to hatch a plan.