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The New Pastor

A pastor has just moved to a new town, and the day before services, he goes around visiting members of his new congregation.
He comes to one house and knocks...
no answer.
He rings the doorbell...
no answer...
but he can tell someone is home, so he pulls out a card and writes on the back, *Revelation 3:20,* sticks it in the door, and leaves.

The next day, after services, he finds the card in the offering plate, and on it is now also written *Genesis 3:10*. He goes to his bible, reads, and lets out a hearty laugh.


You may want to look it up but as you are most likely too lazy I’ve done it for you.

[u]Revelation 3:20 [/u]
Behold, I stand at the door and knock, and if any man hears Me, and lets Me in, I will sup with him, and he with Me.

Genesis 3:10
Yea, I heard Thy voice in the garden, and was afraid, for I was naked.
They sure know their Bible don't they !!
walabby · 70-79, M
It sounds like the new pastor was after a free meal...
Domking · 61-69, M
There are a few others with quotes from Bible.

Will try to dig out & post

👌👌
Rusham · M
I’m looking forward to reading them if you can find them. @Domking

 
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