It's so funny actually because like my one co worker is leaving soon

And he's supposed to be like our leader. And now he wants me to take over. Lmfao. Omg. This is gonna be a disaster. I have zero leadership skills I swear on my life I wouldn't even trust myself with anything. And my supervisor talked to me today and he's like " you know what you're doing back here right " I'm like "uh yeah kinda" lmao if he actually thinks that I know what I'm doing then he's stupid because I literally lie about everything I do at work and I just pretend like I know what I'm doing and people are so oblivious like they can't even tell that's the scary part