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DocSavage · M
A bit long and racist, no offense meant.
A train crashes on the way to the big city. Four men find themselves at the pearly gates. An Irish man, a Greek, an Italian, and a Jew.
They plead with St. Peter for a second chance. He grants it, on the the conditions that they walk to the city station, and they give up their favorite habit along the way. The men agree, and are sent on their way.
The Irish man, a bit shaken, says : I don’t know about you fellows, but after that, I need a drink !
They stop in to a bar, he orders a large whiskey. The moment the glass touches his lips “[b]POOF[/b]” he vanishes in a cloud of smoke.
The three men continue on their trek, soon they start getting hungry.
There is a dinner, with a sign : ALL YOU CAN EAT SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS
They go inside. The Italian, orders a big plate full. “I love spaghetti! “
Sure enough, the moment he lifts the fork to his mouth” [b]POOF[/b]” he disappears in a cloud of smoke.
The two remaining men leave, and walk down the street. When out of a doorway, a quarter rolls out in front of them. The Jew, bends over to pick it up, “[b]POOF[/b]” the Greek disappears in a cloud of smoke !
A train crashes on the way to the big city. Four men find themselves at the pearly gates. An Irish man, a Greek, an Italian, and a Jew.
They plead with St. Peter for a second chance. He grants it, on the the conditions that they walk to the city station, and they give up their favorite habit along the way. The men agree, and are sent on their way.
The Irish man, a bit shaken, says : I don’t know about you fellows, but after that, I need a drink !
They stop in to a bar, he orders a large whiskey. The moment the glass touches his lips “[b]POOF[/b]” he vanishes in a cloud of smoke.
The three men continue on their trek, soon they start getting hungry.
There is a dinner, with a sign : ALL YOU CAN EAT SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS
They go inside. The Italian, orders a big plate full. “I love spaghetti! “
Sure enough, the moment he lifts the fork to his mouth” [b]POOF[/b]” he disappears in a cloud of smoke.
The two remaining men leave, and walk down the street. When out of a doorway, a quarter rolls out in front of them. The Jew, bends over to pick it up, “[b]POOF[/b]” the Greek disappears in a cloud of smoke !
