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18-21, F
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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Back in the 1800's the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for pocket watches, decided to market compasses for the pioneers traveling west. It turned out that although their watches were of finest quality, their compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California.
This, of course, is the origin of the expression; "He who has a Tates is lost!"
This, of course, is the origin of the expression; "He who has a Tates is lost!"
DocSavage · M
Jack comes in to the office Monday morning, and sees his friend Dan at his Desk. Both of Ears wrapped in tape and bandages.
What the Hell happened to you ?!?
Red faced, Dan explains, I was doing some laundry yesterday while, watching the game on television, I was just ironing my shirts, when they made that great first down , the phone rang, and I was so into the game , without thinking, I picked up the hot iron and…
Jack winced at the image of burning skin. Then he asked, What happened to your other ear ?
Well , Jack grumbled, I had to call 911, didn’t I ?
What the Hell happened to you ?!?
Red faced, Dan explains, I was doing some laundry yesterday while, watching the game on television, I was just ironing my shirts, when they made that great first down , the phone rang, and I was so into the game , without thinking, I picked up the hot iron and…
Jack winced at the image of burning skin. Then he asked, What happened to your other ear ?
Well , Jack grumbled, I had to call 911, didn’t I ?
BrownEyedElliex · 18-21, F
@DocSavage Thats a good one