Funniest Joke wins!!

Bob fears his wife of 52 years, Peggy, isn’t hearing as well as she used to, but is not sure how to raise it, given her sensitivity over getting older. The family doctor gives him the good oil, though, on how to at least confirm she is going deaf. “Stand about 10 metres away, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to eight metres, six metres, and so on until you get a response.” That evening, Peggy is in the kitchen cooking dinner, so Bob positions himself by the TV and in a normal tone asks, “What’s for dinner, love?” No response. So he moves to the dining room table: “Peg, what’s for dinner?” Nothing. So, he comes right to the kitchen door, and says conversationally, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Still nothing. Saddened but determined, he moves right up behind her. “Peg, what’s for dinner?” “For God’s sake, Bob, for the FOURTH time,