Hey, I've got an idea.
Since June is LGBT pride month, let's start naming some of the other months.
July can be LGBT wrath month, because everybody's cranky from the heat. And we'll make November LGBT gluttony month, because of Thanksgiving. December can be LGBT greed month, because of the presents. And then, since everybody knows somebody who got a better present, we'll make January LGBT envy month. February, of course, contains Valentine's Day, so we'll make it LGBT lust month. And since nobody wants to do anything in March, we'll make it LGBT sloth month!
July can be LGBT wrath month, because everybody's cranky from the heat. And we'll make November LGBT gluttony month, because of Thanksgiving. December can be LGBT greed month, because of the presents. And then, since everybody knows somebody who got a better present, we'll make January LGBT envy month. February, of course, contains Valentine's Day, so we'll make it LGBT lust month. And since nobody wants to do anything in March, we'll make it LGBT sloth month!
