How can you tell if Hillary sent hitmen after you?

Poll - Total Votes: 17

A piano drops behind you as you walk down the sidewalk

The burrito you were eating is somehow replaced by a stick of dynamite

You find a suicide note you didn't write

Your new roommate, Hilgo Climpton, looks like Hillary in a mustache

Hilldog just zoomed by you on ACME rocket skates

A predator Drone has been following you for the last 3 blocks

Your prison guards suddenly turn off the video cameras to your cell and leave the room

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Pick from these troubling signs if Hillary has sent someone to get you.

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soar2newhighs

Realizing you have crossed the Clinton dynasty and know there is a good chance that your demise ( of course suicidal or accidental) will occur. Anyone remember Seth Rich? They can’t find his killers, but this P.D. Was sucking dick for Nancy Pelosi during 6 Jan.

fanuc2013 · 51-55, F

@soar2newhighs Remember Vince Foster? The anti-gun guy that shot himself? Hmmmmm!

NorthernBear · 51-55, M

Hilary Duff? She was after me, when she was younger. She didn't do any of that. Just wore a pair of wings that said "Lizzy Maguire" on them. She followed me around saying I was the perfect man while playing the song "Material Girl."

Reaverwolf · M

I am not suicidal, if you find a note and they have spelt any of the following words Color and not colour or.. oh who am I kidding.. they got Epstein, what chance do I have?

wildbill83 · 41-45, M

they have no fingerprint nor dna record, and no background history that links them to Hillary when examined by forensics; after I shoot them dead for breaking and entering.... 🤔