This is funny

I got a letter from a company called CARSHIELD today telling me my warranty was about to expire on my 2017 Doge Dakota, whatever that is, and I needed to buy an extended warranty from them. Now I grew up and currently live in downtown Boston. I have never owned any type of vehicle, but I do have a drivers license. Maybe they thought since I had a drivers license I had a vehicle, I can see myself setting in downtown traffic when I can walk/run/bike about anyplace I want to go.