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Mergirl123 · 26-30, F
Straylight · 31-35, F
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
@Straylight The Bird of Paradise is a flowering plant....if had been discovered these days, it would probably be named “Impossible Bird”. 😉
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QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
checkoutanytime · M
@QueenOfTheNerds lawyers are why
Roadsterrider · 56-60, M
Cause it is funny. Have you heard about the redneck that called 911 when his buddy shot himself playing with a gun? After a few beers Bubba was playing with his new gun and accidentally shot himself on the leg. His friend Ray Bob immediately called 911 and told the operator what had happened, the operator asked for the address, Ray Bob replied that they were in front of Bubba's house and it is the only house on eucalyptus street, the operator asked if he could spell the street name, Ray Bob said ah, um, hmm, I will call you back in a few minutes. The operator asked why and explained that she needed him to stay on the phone, he says, I am going to drag Bubba over to the corner of Pine and Oak street and I need both hands, you can pick him up there.
plungesponge · 41-45, M
QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
@DarkHeaven I love you, too, my friend. 🤗♥️
@QueenOfTheNerds 🖤🤗
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
@RebelFox Soybird. 😌
ClassicRocker · 56-60, M
crystalkid · 56-60, T
checkoutanytime · M
LordShadowfire · M
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
