Is it a sin to fart in church?

Poll - Total Votes: 7

Yes

Depends on the context

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Forgetmeknot · 41-45

I just want to go fart in church now to find out 🤦😱 This is why you have to be careful what you read 😂

Badunk · 31-35, M

@Forgetmeknot oh lord, what have I done??

Forgetmeknot · 41-45

@Badunk at best condemned me to attending church on Sunday and at worst possibly condemned me to Hell 😱😂

Badunk · 31-35, M

@Forgetmeknot you gotta hold it in, or you burn in hell for eternity.🤣

hunkalove · 61-69, M

You can burn in Hell for an Eternity if the Pope finds out!

scooogy · 31-35, MVIP

@hunkalove bad idea to fart there :P

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

If you do it on purpose it could be considered hateful and yes.

DrWatson · 70-79, M

No. The New Testament says, "the wind blows where it will...."

gummybears · F

No unless you have a diarrhea

Badunk · 31-35, M

@gummybears So that's where god draws the line... that's why nobody sharts in heaven.

Freeranger · M

Only to shout "amen."

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

Confucius say: "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

Wait for the preacher to start talking about hellfire and brimstone and let off an SBD...

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