What exactly would you be juicing with this ?

My anus

Kumquats

That’s one happy dish 🤔🙈

No matter what, the juice is going to squirt everywhere

Ride it see if it works

Either juicing a pineapple or roasting a chicken, depends.if that material can hold up to the oven's heat.

One of the many holes available I guess

My favorite juice

Might get the juices flowing

That's gotta be photoshopped

I have a couple ideas

Da fuq? 😐

A watermelon?

Humans.

Oh those are rubbish, the pan isn't big enough to catch all the squirts

My brain said, "A butthole?"