What exactly would you be juicing with this ?

My anus

Kumquats

No matter what, the juice is going to squirt everywhere

One of the many holes available I guess

That’s one happy dish 🤔🙈

Ride it see if it works

Either juicing a pineapple or roasting a chicken, depends.if that material can hold up to the oven's heat.

Oh those are rubbish, the pan isn't big enough to catch all the squirts

That's gotta be photoshopped

Might get the juices flowing

My brain said, "A butthole?"

My favorite juice

I have a couple ideas

A watermelon?

Da fuq? 😐

Humans.