Religious people, please don't come for me. I'm sorry.

[b][Jesus at the last supper]
[/b]
*Breaks bread*. "This is my body"
*Pours wine* "This is my blood"
*Opens a jar of mayonnaise*

[b]Judas:[/b] "I'm going to have to stop you right there"

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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

Weird that Judas is the one against it considering he kissed Jesus later
And I choose to imagine there was a lot of tongue action

UnderTheBridge · 46-50, M

I know I shouldn't, but this is funny 🙈

diablo · 46-50, M

Jesus: "Why??? I was just making a sandwich. What do you think I meant by that?"

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

Jesus: *breaks bread* "This is my body"
Jesus: *pour wine* "This is my blood"
Jesus; *takes out guitar* "And this is how you remind me OF WHAT I REALLY AM".

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