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One day some guy is gonna see me eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands in my parked car and think "That's her, she's the one".

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The idgaf attitude is perfect, and eating a whole chicken on your own is pretty impressive.
@mindstruggle in the Netherlands 😅
@NerdyPotato At least that reduces her search area considerably...
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@NerdyPotato
Awwe 🤗❤
Matt85 · 36-40, M
make sure you have a napkin round your neck drenched with chicken fat :)
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Matt85
That's a must man.
Baaaaaaaa · 26-30, M
A whole chicken you say? You might be the one 😩
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Baaaaaaaa
I'm old, fat and broke ofc I'm the one 🙄
Baaaaaaaa · 26-30, M
@mindstruggle
Unimportant details 😤 being able to match my chicken consumption level is what really matters
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Baaaaaaaa
The competition is on! 😠
All that chicken grease doubles as lip gloss
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@MarbleMarvel
I'd kiss him with that lips lol
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
I like the way she tears chicken
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@vetguy1991
Like an animal?
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Magenta · F
Haha. Because he'll know you're real/genuine and not a pretender, lol.
Magenta · F
@Ideation Well it was merely a flippant comment, although could be some truth to it. At least not sitting there taking selfies or putting on lipstick or eating lettuce for show?
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Ideation I agree with @Magenta and sometimes being freak like that is cute you know.
Ideation · 100+
@Magenta what’s wrong with putting on lipstick or taking selfies? Does that make someone less genuine?

And I’ve never known anyone to eat lettuce in a car in a parking lot for show.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Stop trying to seduce me with this outrageously horny talk, I'm married.
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula
The target of this post hasn't seen this smh!
Different · 31-35, M
I see no issue with that lol ? Idk how anyone would find that unattractive i like women who can eat haha that way we can go to all you can eat buffets all the time hahahaa
Different · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle i would not mind now obv their is limits to that type of eating like for example mash potatoes and full on gravy hahaha like thats messy or like superbsauced up sphaghetti or tso noodles or any noodles thats sauced up hahaha things that actually require utencils cause its messy hahaha
Different · 31-35, M
@Fatalice i havent been to one since i was like 17 hahaha i do wanna experiance them again haha
Fatalice · 41-45, F
Oh they were fantastic@Different
Nebula · 41-45, F
He will come strolling up with the mashed potatoes
Shybutwilling2 · 61-69
Love at first bite
Mooed78 · F
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Mooed78
You found my video! 🥹😭
Ideation · 100+
No. He’s not. And if he is he’s going to be totally socially inept and would never approach you anyway.
@Ideation No need to talk ill of me.
Ideation · 100+
@Motzu not talking Ill if it’s true
HannahSky · F
I think you're right
HannahSky · F
@mindstruggle I was in a grocery store with someone and they wanted to eat, and sat down and started eating a whole rotisserie chicken once and I nearly died laughing 😂 I couldn't believe it lol I was like, are you gonna eat the whole thing right here lol
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@HannahSky
Hell yea why not?!!! 😂
HannahSky · F
@mindstruggle I wasn't expecting it 😂
if he doesn't hand you a napkin then you know he's a keeper 😋
Fatalice · 41-45, F
If he hands you a box of donuts he’s a keeper@beermeplease
bookerdana · M
Or even w/o whole rotisserie..it could


Beware of cannibals if its w chicken💀
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
KEEP HOPE ALIVE GIRL !!

But use your table manners✌
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@GuiltyBiStander
Only if there's a table.
He's out there ...pushing a door that says pull
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@pripyatamusementpark
Isn't that crazy?!!! Ugh! 🙄😂
Ferric67 · M
So guilty of being impressed by those sort of feats
Fatalice · 41-45, F
Yeah I found one who adores that gluttony
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
I heard chicken 👀
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@XDHyperGirlXD1
Not yours 😒
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle you owe me now pay up with that chicken 😒 *takes chicken*
dale74 · M
Sometimes they're just too good to eat properly
Ashly · 26-30, F
He’s out there waiting for you ♥🍗
O_O could be now...

mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@MrBlueGuy
This is cute.
CrisPBacon · M
Finger licking good
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
I’ll keep my eyes peeled👀
PalteseMalconFunch · 36-40, T
That’s my love language
goliathtree · 56-60, M
Back in the day, eating a whole wonder-roast chicken just meant you smoked a couple jays on the way to the grocery store.........
Pfuzylogic · M
So glad this chicken supported your dreams.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Shrek would be impressed
Bang5luts · M
And you'll think, see he's sweet, he doesn't really like me. Pff
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Bang5luts
Nah he doesn't like me 😢
Bang5luts · M
@mindstruggle and he probably does, and has potato salad and paper plates. 😆
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Bang5luts
Dreamy!! 😭
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
you'll see him and say what a🦊!
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