I am not proud of my kids.... My son came from down South to visit us for the Holidays and last night he told us a story....

He said he walked into a strip bar for the first time! And two strippers grabbed him by the arms, one on each arm, saying Johnny!!!! How's Mr. Daisy your cat??? They are identical twins, he was flabbergasted that not only did the strippers know his twin by name, but they knew his cat too!!! He tried to correct them by telling them that he was Douggie not Johnny! While he was telling us this story, little Johnny told us that he dropped $3000.00 on those strppers that week so that's why he was so well known!! I am a Christian I am not proud of my kids...My son told me that the first time he went there his conciences did bother him and the stripper asked him what was wrong, and he said well my mom is a Christian and she wouldn't approve.