do you have a type?

@SW-User no preferences in the look dept?

@foldedunfolding it’s her personality first, but if I’m pushed on looks a buxom, red haired woman is right up my street.

@SW-User hmm interesting 🤔

@foldedunfolding definitely, would you know of anyone like that?

@SW-User hermmmmmmmmmmmmm

@foldedunfolding ooooo you’re thinking?

@SW-User there's a first time for everything

@foldedunfolding well I meant did you have someone in mind, hmmm

@SW-User i mean im a G cup and natural strawberry blonde, but im not auditioning

@foldedunfolding you sound phenomenal but I understand you don’t want to audition for this film. I respect that

@SW-User wait..a film? w-why am i in an abandoned strip mall....

@foldedunfolding this is where the auditions are. For the zombie film. Ffs my producers didn’t tell you..

@SW-User n0o0o i just thought the guy gnawing on my arm liked the salt in my sweat

@foldedunfolding it’s very realistic these days. I think we are filming and you wondered in

@SW-User he saw me wandering the streets pre-caffeine this morning..it is all starting to fall into place

@foldedunfolding that was no doubt Eric. In full make up and everything. He’s such a dumbass

@SW-User Eric..of "Great Job!" fame?

@foldedunfolding Unfortunately not, this is Flat Eric or at least that’s what he calls himself