im gonna sleep now

Once upon a time there was a little field mouse that was depressed and couldn't find a job, or any friends. So he borrowed his mother mouse laptop and logged into SW and for the first time in his little mousy life he found mice that had little hearts and minds just like his. The end

Once upon a time a website called EP went down

but a fairy godfather set up a new website to give all the minions a place to play

and thus - SW was born

Once upon a time, in a far away place lived Princess Laura. She was on the hunt for amigos gracias in the lost kingdom of SW. But, alas, she grew weary, her eyes heavy...

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Laura. She had plenty of time to dream about living in a van down by the river, especially while she was.....LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!

Sleep well

With a happy ending lol

Okay,

Fluff your pillow. Get all comfy in bed. Okay, you ready?

Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after. The End.

(I like getting right to the point by cutting out all the drama.) LOL

I can tell you my grandpas favorite joke about cantaloupe

I’ll read an original I wrote about a cat in a hat

Yeah..then we can sit around watching movies and braid each other hair😤

Once upon a time, there was someone named LauraM who wanted to sleep, and so she slept. The end.

Once under the tree there was a bed ..

Once upon a time there was a half Japanese girl. Others may know the ending.

samuel jackson does it better than I could.
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Do you mean a fairy tale?

The origin version of soft kitty... in Polish! 🙃

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Because not all fairy tales start with "Once upon a time." Some of them start with, "If elected I promise."

A girl fell asleep and the SW hounds violated her and had pizza after, THE END!