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If you're riding a pregnant giraffe backwards through a car wash at 83 mph and your grandma's crockpot loses a transmission, how many gallons of ranch dressing would it take to teach a squirrel to do taxes?

Think carefully. It's a trick question because the mailbox is allergic to Tuesdays.

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

You having bong hangover? 😏

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Degbeme Nope, just a coffee rush 🤪

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@GnomeyGee I need some of your coffee.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

I haven’t had enough caffeine to deal with this yet.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Captainjackass Drink up!

Jenny1234 · 56-60, F

Exactly 2.7 gallons — but only if it's Hidden Valley, and only if the squirrel files as an independent contractor.

Any less and it just stares at the 1040 form. Any more and it starts expensing acorns it never bought.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Jenny1234 I thinks it's a 401k drizzled in WD-40 with 6.2 HP.

Jenny1234 · 56-60, F

@GnomeyGee gosh our brilliant minds are astonishing

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Jenny1234 We really need to be studied by professionals.

ironborn · M

4.2

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@ironborn Close! It's Ritz crackers.

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