Would you still love me if I sometimes forget to pick up my socks in the morning.

my roommate leaves his dirty socks on our shared couch and usually i throw them on his keyboard. but not only do i not want to touch his nasty socks, but my lab can and will eat them so there's a genuine risk of keeping dirty laundry out. i'm this 👌 close to hiding all his dirty socks instead of putting them on his desk

Id sock it to you

I never leave clothes of any type on the floor. Everything has a proper place and I keep everything organized. I have self-discipline and focus on cleanliness, orderliness, and precision.

Yeah the socks don't make the person, it's fine☝

i live alone, but I have been trying to be tidier

As long as they dont stay there

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