Why do I fart so much in the morning?

No fun all day, but first thing in the AM I’m blowing up the covers.

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TheLordOfHell · 41-45

My ex brother in law used to light his. You'd see a blue flame creeping along the seat of his pants hahaha!

RebelFox · 36-40, F

@TheLordOfHell Respect. I’d be afraid of lighting my ahole on fire 😆 My go to is farting in a bottle.

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@RebelFox Nah he had on jeans, so thankfully no arse hair was singed. Hahaha a bottle? Imagine a fart-scented candle.