Why do I fart so much in the morning?

No fun all day, but first thing in the AM I’m blowing up the covers.

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LunarOrbit · 56-60, M

When you get older, you’ll understand why you never trust a fart

Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M

Ummm…. Could we reschedule for breakfast in the afternoon? 🤭😷

SW-User

You're storing it up through the night

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TheLordOfHell · 41-45

My ex brother in law used to light his. You'd see a blue flame creeping along the seat of his pants hahaha!

RebelFox · 36-40, F

@TheLordOfHell Respect. I’d be afraid of lighting my ahole on fire 😆 My go to is farting in a bottle.

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@RebelFox Nah he had on jeans, so thankfully no arse hair was singed. Hahaha a bottle? Imagine a fart-scented candle.

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RebelFox · 36-40, F

@SW-User Thank you, that’s a relief 😆

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