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when I say I wanna shove my sausage meat up your snatch, is that not considered sweet talk?

I know I know. I don't know how I come up with such sweet talk. It is a gift.
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Matt85 · 36-40, M
There probably is a time for that kind of talk but you gotta take slower than that lol
@Matt85 oh so don't start off with that got it
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@StygianKohlrabi Lol Yeah. Gotta warm the over before you put the turkey in.
Coralmist · 41-45, F
Im surprise you don't write for The Bachelor or Days Of Our Lives... anyone would melt at that.!👀😄
@Coralmist or just become a dating coach huh
you're such a romantic
@saragoodtimes Thanks I try
Ontheroad · M
@saragoodtimes right? Such a smooth talker.
@Ontheroad yep. you want me at your party.
Pfuzylogic · M
i would say saucy talk unless you give it to them straight.
@Pfuzylogic yes to be precise
Pfuzylogic · M
@StygianKohlrabi but it doesn’t mean a thing until you get the visuals!
Ontheroad · M
Great pick up line.
SW-User
You didn’t say please
SW-User
Keeps my snatch warm @StygianKohlrabi
just what a lady needs@SW-User
SW-User
@StygianKohlrabi nice of you to assume I’m a lady
LunarOrbit · 61-69, M
Why beat around the bush!

Literally!!!

🤣😂🤣
@LunarOrbit no way it will get me in trouble 😃
HairbrushDiva · 31-35, F
No, it's vulgar.
It better be a "Sweet Italian Sausage" if you want to sweettalk them with "food porn"....

 
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