Why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? 🤔

tenente · 2026-10-13T12:00:00-04:00

Friends - Why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? 🤔 (17 replies).

hunkalove · 70-79, M Best Comment

Because I'm still hoping for televised human sacrifice.

Krazykatie · 31-35, F

Literally me talking to every man I have ever fucked

FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M

Too messy and the police state wouldn't turn a blind eye.

Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M

🤷 It was after 9.
I never work after 9

sstronaut

The gods we're NOT asking for you to be sacrificed (yet)

Degbeme · 70-79, M

I didn`t get the memo. 😠

SpectralMourning · 46-50, M

Biding my time. Biding my time. *horror noises*

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

Pfft! Without a sacrificial blade, a proper alter, at least a dozen koolaid drinking acolytes, and more candles than an Enigma video? Please! An improper human sacrifice would be the real sacrifice 🙄