Buy them a car.

Name your dog “Everyone.”

if you're friends with everyone you are an insincere friend imo

We can be friends with some, never all..

Only tell people what they want to hear

leave them alone and they will be your friend

Just be your true self, the folks that want to be your friend will seek you out, we were or at least I was not meant to be everyone's friend, just those that wished to be friends as much and I do and I am good with that.

By not taking different opinions personally and acting like adults who actually listen to each other instead of just trying to dominate the conversation.

Have no opinions or personality?

No opinions, no values, no spine but I doubt everyone would be friends with someone like that. I wouldn’t.

Sounds exhausting

No thank you

Just smile (no words).

i'm not sure.. there's some people i don't want to be friends with unfortunately and vice versa

if everyone was nice with good intentions it would be one thing but unfortunately the world is full of other things

Manufacture a personality and hope the mask never slips I guess? 🤢

I don't get personal anymore. Rarely talkative...


I need me time too. Sure I am lonely but I have no problem dealing with it now days. It's like survival instinct now days

Do not discuss politics or religion. Keep your mouth shut and just nod your head, shrug your shoulders and smile, except when it's something sad. Do not get the two mixed up. 😅

No way at all. Don't be a people pleaser.

Take away there freedoms, then tell them that they need this and force them to believe it

Buy drinks and don't speak.

Have a pretty loose definition of "friend."

Don’t ask awkward questions